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Hello Frank.
Can I call you Frank? I hope so. I feel you have spoken to me through the years through your work. I was hoping to reply to your blog post. Is that okay? Thanks Frank. I knew you’d understand.
The great thing about a democracy is that everyone has an opinion. From the workers on the street, to the CEOs of big companies and even guys who work in the comic books industry. But for too long the left wing government have controlled the masses through the media, orchestrating campaigns to bring down all that makes America great from the inside. Finally the internet has caught up to the idea of democracy and allowed the repressed minority to finally have a voice. That voice is yours Frank. You are so much more than a comic book writer and artist.
For years you have helped to show that all women can be strippers and hookers (look how empowered they are with their big guns) and now you are telling it like it is to this “pack of louts, thieves, and rapists” on the Occupy Wall Street movement. Surely the police should be stepping in to stop all that rape. Maybe they got to the police too. Hopefully your message will get to them before it’s too late.
I couldn’t possible do justice to your great words so here are some highlights to remind you. I know you like reading your own work.
“Occupy” is nothing short of a clumsy, poorly-expressed attempt at anarchy, to the extent that the “movement” – HAH! Some “movement”, except if the word “bowel” is attached – is anything more than an ugly fashion statement by a bunch of iPhone, iPad wielding spoiled brats who should stop getting in the way of working people and find jobs for themselves.
This is no popular uprising. This is garbage. And goodness knows they’re spewing their garbage – both politically and physically – every which way they can find.
Wake up, pond scum. America is at war against a ruthless enemy.
Maybe, between bouts of self-pity and all the other tasty tidbits of narcissism you’ve been served up in your sheltered, comfy little worlds, you’ve heard terms like al-Qaeda and Islamicism.
Frank, there’s been some kind of misunderstanding. The children do not know what they do wrong. They’ve lived such a sheltered life. The iPods their rich parents have given them, have not informed but rather corrupted. Where there is an entrepeurial spirit they see only greed, where there is fair reward, they see injustice. Like Batman, if only their parents had been killed then maybe they would actually see the true enemy, join the Army and fight the good fight rather than sponging off the state with their hippie communist ideals.
If religion is dead, then they’ve turned to the media and what messages are they getting? Clearly the wrong ones. In your position as a rich and influential media figure, it is your patriotic duty to speak up. A hero should rise to demonstrate the differences between right and wrong in black and white. Hey, you should write a graphic novel so all those kids can be informed. Wait, what? You have?
Holy Terror is a highly nuanced comic book interpretation of the war on terror. Well except for the nuanced part. It’s recieved high critical acclaim such having been described as one of the most “appalling, offensive and vindictive comics of all time“. Poor brainwashed critics. It’s sad.
Hopefully if people read the gospel according to Frank they will finally see the light, stop these peaceful protests against a machine they don’t understand and finally start fighting.
Together maybe we can save this lost generation.
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